blairsreverie:

a-little-eye-magic:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

hail lord satan

this is the most beautiful piece of poetry i’ve ever read

(Source: basedmadoka, via katisntkorean)

• teacher: where's your homework
• me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

comeonputonyourwarpaint:

comeonputonyourwarpaint:

on a scale from someone with self esteem to patrick stump how bad are you at taking compliments

im cry the notes

(via i-do-augustus-i-do)

lumos5000:

95malene:

wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr

and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more

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suddenly-pandas:

funkylesbian:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

 I heard my mom scream in the other room

this is that one post i regret

I need to get one of these intercoms

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