st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

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September 2, 2014 at 4:07 PM | Post Permalink | 479,877 notes



wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

(Source: ernbarassing)

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September 2, 2014 at 3:01 PM | Post Permalink | 405,090 notes



nikocutie:

mermaidchan05:

Best. Line. 

IT TOOK ME 18 YEARS OF LIFE BUT I FINALLY UNDERSTAND. HE IS KING OF ALL THE LIGHT TOUCHES! OH MY GOSH WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG

(Source: disney-ohanameansfamily)

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September 2, 2014 at 1:52 PM | Post Permalink | 414,770 notes



ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: elderlyprice)

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September 2, 2014 at 12:45 PM | Post Permalink | 461,687 notes



willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

(Source: megustamemes)

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September 2, 2014 at 11:38 AM | Post Permalink | 634,603 notes



meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(Source: meladoodle)

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September 2, 2014 at 10:30 AM | Post Permalink | 29,819 notes



garrisonbabe:

mishawinsexster:

killing leviathans, and then suddenly, blue steel

dean winchester is the king of intense beauty

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September 2, 2014 at 9:22 AM | Post Permalink | 83,724 notes



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September 2, 2014 at 8:15 AM | Post Permalink | 365,962 notes



castiel-knight-of-hell:

inwentzify:

the three p’s

  • pizza
  • pasta
  • pfall out boy

this post maked my head hurt because my brain pronounces it “pee-fall” but if they had spelled it “phall out boy” then there’d be no change in pronunciation

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September 2, 2014 at 7:07 AM | Post Permalink | 83,945 notes



bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

can we talk about the second definition tho

(Source: memewhore)

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September 1, 2014 at 10:52 PM | Post Permalink | 106,218 notes



mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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September 1, 2014 at 9:45 PM | Post Permalink | 401,933 notes



(Source: petercapaldy)

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September 1, 2014 at 8:37 PM | Post Permalink | 19,084 notes



imahighfunctioningrabbit:


bunny suits make everything better <3


you wish you could be as cute as this chick bun

imahighfunctioningrabbit:

bunny suits make everything better <3

you wish you could be as cute as this chick bun

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September 1, 2014 at 8:16 PM | Post Permalink | 11 notes



mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

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September 1, 2014 at 8:12 PM | Post Permalink | 50,534 notes



beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

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September 1, 2014 at 8:11 PM | Post Permalink | 123,917 notes




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