paradisaic:

bernardikus:

paradisaic:

Be free

Is that a water bottle?

ya

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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July 22, 2014 at 8:44 PM | Post Permalink | 391,695 notes



pradar:

is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection

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deanplease:
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forfoxesonly:

THIS FOX IS LIKE, “BE A DEER AND STOP KISSING ME, PLEASE!” AND THIS DEER IS LIKE, “I CAN’T HELP MYSELF, YOU’RE SUCH A FOX!” THESE TWO! AM I RIGHT!? GET A FOREST!!!

forfoxesonly:

THIS FOX IS LIKE, “BE A DEER AND STOP KISSING ME, PLEASE!” AND THIS DEER IS LIKE, “I CAN’T HELP MYSELF, YOU’RE SUCH A FOX!” THESE TWO! AM I RIGHT!? GET A FOREST!!!

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July 22, 2014 at 7:38 AM | Post Permalink | 117,530 notes



Dream show

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

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July 22, 2014 at 12:25 AM | Post Permalink | 10,345 notes



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Aww, thank you! You’re really sweet c;

July 22, 2014 at 12:13 AM | Post Permalink



thechamberofsecrets:

this cory in the house video game has been sitting in walmart since 2009 and is still $29.92

thechamberofsecrets:

this cory in the house video game has been sitting in walmart since 2009 and is still $29.92

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July 21, 2014 at 10:22 PM | Post Permalink | 66,798 notes



Reblog if you’ve ever cried over the death of a fictional character

rapunzlily:

fuzzykitty01:

image

all the fandoms

all of them should reblog this

yep…

Considering every child ever has cried over the death of Mufasa or Bambi’s mother, it would be a lie not to reblog. 

OH YES
OH YES

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

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